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Monday, November 9, 2015

Something Thoughtful

Nicholas Reid reflects in essay form on general matters and ideas related to literature, history, popular culture and the arts, or just life in general. You are free to agree or disagree with him.

SIBLING STUPIDITY

Just last week I saw an item in a national newspaper, on a topic which I thought had died the death years ago.
It’s the old chestnut about tracing personality traits to the order in which people are born into a family.
I’m sure you’ve heard this (or something like it) before. Elder (and especially eldest) siblings are supposed to be dominant, conservative, controlling, perhaps authoritarian because (says this theory) when they are children they have to take the responsibility for organising and looking after their younger siblings.
Younger siblings (says this same theory) are supposed to be more frivolous or more easy-going or – if their eldest siblings are too controlling – more rebellious and hence more creative
Time and again I have seen this theory buttressed with the citation of well-known names from history, politics and the arts and sciences, who are said to fit the pattern.
I have always been extremely sceptical of this theory, regardless of the numbers of illustrious names that have been thrust at me. I’m sure that how one relates to one’s siblings (older or younger) will have much to do with the sort of person one grows up to be. The order of one’s birth might have some influence on one’s personality. But there are too many variables for the theory to hold much water. What about race, culture, ethnicity? What about specific and individual genetic inheritance? What about wealth and poverty and social class? What about the size of the family? The inter-sibling dynamics of a family with three children would be quite different from the inter-sibling dynamics of a family with seven or eight children. Birth-order as a determinant of personality is only one factor among others, and this being so, most analyses of personality based upon it are rendered null and void.
On top of this, the theory seems to rely on a dated conception of a large family where elder children spend much of their time looking after younger ones.
Besides, having observed a number of families myself, I have found many that contradict the elder-authoritarian, younger-rebellious dichotomy. I know one family where the eldest (male) sibling is far from being the siblings’ alpha-male and is more put-upon than putting. I know another where the eldest sibling (female) is a prize bossy-boots as per the theory, but is politely ignored by her younger siblings who have never allowed themselves to be bossed.
So, returning to the article I saw in the press this week, I noted with a sigh of contentment that “experts” now say birth-order really has little to do with the type of person one grows up to be. Early theories that said otherwise were based upon limited data and the notorious confirmation bias.
Just when I was feeling comfortable with this, however, the article ended by annoying me. The same sociological “experts” have now decided that birth-order has something to do with intelligence. They claim that the eldest offspring of most families will score most highly on any IQ test, with each successive child performing at one IQ point lower than the one before. Now, being the youngest child of a family which (in New Zealand demographic terms) is abnormally large, I take this personally. I am the seventh of seven. I know for a fact that whereas I am a universal genius (as you will know from reading this blog each week), my eldest siblings are drivelling idiots hardly capable of speaking a coherent word or framing a sound argument. My wife and I have an even more abnormally large family in New Zealand demographic terms. We have eight children, and I have yet to note any significant dip in intelligence between the 40-year-old eldest and the 17-year-old youngest.
An evil suspicion comes to my mind. Is this new theory yet another example of the ongoing eugenics campaign to persuade people to have fewer children? (“Don’t have any more children or they’ll get progressively stupider!!”) Whether my suspicion is correct or not, I do not doubt that in another few years there will be another, and equally inaccurate, sociological theory about siblings and I will give another contemptuous laugh.
I close with authentic photos of my elder siblings and the type of care they are receiving.
 





























Monday, November 2, 2015

Something New

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“REMEMBERING CHRISTCHURCH – Voices from Decades Past” Recorded and edited by Alison Parr, with Rosemary Baird (Penguin-Random House, $NZ45)

It is understandable that there have been a number of literary responses to Christchurch’s big earthquake of February 2011. The urgency of the event produced Jane Bowron’s intelligent newspaper dispatches collected as Old Bucky and Me, Fiona Farrell’s reflections on earthquakes in general TheBroken Book, and then Farrell’s angry polemic The Villa at the Edge of the Empire, which is to date the best piece of writing the earthquake has inspired. All these have been reviewed on this blog.
Remembering Christchurch – Voices from Decades Past takes the oral history approach. It consists of interviews which Alison Parr and Rosemary Baird conducted with nineteen long-term residents of Christchurch. The oldest interviewee was born in 1921 and the youngest in 1942, which means that Parr and Baird talked with people who were all in their 70s, 80s, and 90s. A large-format book, extensively illustrated with period photographs, Remembering Christchurch has a very clear intention. It aims, through the memories and observations of these nineteen elderly people, to reconstruct a city which no longer exists.
In her efficient (if not particularly analytical) introduction, Parr reminds us that the city in which all the informants spent their youth was a small city in which cars were not king; sexual mores were tighter and extra-marital sex frowned upon; there was a divide between Maori and Pakeha, and an informal divide between people of different religions (meaning, in this context, different Christian denominations).
Nearly every interview ends with a brief statement by the interviewee on how the earthquake has changed things, and how the places they remember have gone. Presumably the placement of these comments was dictated by the questions the two interviewers asked. Robert Consedine, for example, remarks that the working-class Addington in which he grew up had already been obliterated by development before the earthquakes struck. But he adds philosophically “I think we carry what we need in us. My memory of Addington – I have a detailed memory which will be with me forever.” (p.219) Other interviewees show considerable regret for what the big ‘quake did. Joan Lydon, living in Richmond, notes that her own house survived the earthquake, but all the houses on the other side of her street were red-zoned and demolished. Janice Moss’s home of 60 years was irreparably damaged, and had to be demolished to ward off thieves, who would have loved to get hold of its valuable copper fittings.  Only one person recounts directly her experience of the earthquake itself. Says Jan Currie, who was in her house overlooking Pegasus Bay:
In February 2011 I was in the pantry and I was standing on a little ladder, reaching up to get something out…. and suddenly the whole world seemed to collapse. I was ejected off my little ladder and everything in quite a big pantry was all pouring onto the floor all around me, who was still regaining consciousness. I was knocked out. And everything in the fridge was pouring out into the floor, and my son Duncan who was living there, was lying on the floor beside me. And he said, ‘Are you all right, Mum?’ and I said ‘I think so – are you?’ And he said ‘Yeah, I think so, but we need to get out of here.’ And we couldn’t get out because all the bricks had come down from the chimneys. Heaps of rocks had fallen….” (p.113)
The interviewers have apparently chosen as their subjects people who will represent as many areas of the city and environs as possible, from Aranui to Addington, from Lyttelton to Richmond, from the central city to distant suburbs. Inadvertently or otherwise, this often reveals to us big class distinctions in the old city of Christchurch.
At the one extreme, you have the memories of Richard Cottrell from Fendalton as he recalls, very happily, his school days at Christ’s College and how he joined his family’s law firm and later became the chancellor of the Anglican diocese. A cheerful and positive chap, but in many ways aware of how privileged his life has been  - although, of course, when he was young, he, like all adolescents, never considered that this affluent life was anything other than the norm. Also in the more affluent belt there’s Reg Miller, who inherited the family firm, which owned the impressive and very distinctive modernist Miller’s Building on Tuam Street. (After the earthquake it had to be demolished, to the great sorrow of all discerning architects.) Meg Anderson’s father was a doctor who was often not paid by his poorer patients during the Great Depression, and the family home was uncarpeted. Nevertheless, that home was situated on upper-middle-class Cranmer Square, and even in the depression, when most Christchurchians felt lucky to have a bike, Meg’s dad “liked the American cars because he thought they started better on a frosty morning.” (p.57)
At the other extreme, there were hardscrabble members of the working class, like Robert Consedine’s family in Addington, where life and employment centred on the Railway Workshops. Or Baden Norris in Lyttelton, going from school to employment in a boot factory at the age of thirteen, and later making a career at sea. Or Doug Couch of the Ngai Tahu, one of the book’s two Maori interviewees, who reminds us of how the poor had to live:
It was during the Second World War that we were growing up and I was a young one then. Going back to my time in the ‘40s we didn’t have electricity, we didn’t have telephones, we didn’t have septic tanks. You know, we had long drops. We had to boil the copper, do the washing, have a bath – with the hot water – and Mum would do that with the old washing board. We had one cold water tap outside our house.” (p.139)
Doug Couch gives a relatively benign view of race relations in the 1930s, 40s and 50s, saying “Maori were welcomed in the Lyttelton community, because a lot of people married both ways.” (p.145) By contrast, the book’s other Maori informant, Alamein Pitama-Scholtens felt the sting of prejudice, more in expressed attitudes than in exclusion. At the secondary school she attended, she was the only Maori girl in her class, and became hardened to some of her classmates’ patronising remarks. She also belonged to the generation where Maori parents actively discouraged their children from learning Maori as they thought it would hold them back in English-speaking workplaces.
Only one interviewee makes a general statement about Christchurch’s social stratification. This is the Anglican city missioner David Morrell (at pp.188-189), where he speaks of the range of welfare cases with whom he has had to deal.
None of this is meant to suggest that this anthology concentrates on complaints or social criticism. In fact, regardless of their social origins, most of the interviewees remember their younger years with nostalgia, even when times were hard. They rejoice in how the hard times were surmounted. In this respect, one of the most bracing interviews in the book is the very first one, with veteran journalist Eric Beardsley. He grew up in the Depression with the family crammed into a bach in Aranui, his father on relief work and his mother often having to go through the humiliating ritual of applying for food and welfare assistance for her children. In Beardsley’s world, the gift of a (second-hand) bicycle was seventh heaven, and being able to sit in a picture-theatre all day for threepence was luxury beyond belief. Beardsley rose through the ranks at the Christchurch Press to become its chief leader writer. Like all the interviewees, he is not upset by social changes that have happened in his lifetime, but takes them in his stride. This includes the great changes in how newspapers are produced. Of post-earthquake newspapers, he remarks:
 “… they did a fantastic job, I think. They went out to places out at the back of the airport and, for the first few months, kept Christchurch alive with wonderful reporting. And I thought that was the best thing I’d ever seen them do. Nothing at all – and suddenly finding ways to produce a paper – quite an amazing output really. It probably wouldn’t have been possible if it had been the old-style newspaper with hot metal being used, instead of tiddling with a computer.” (p.31)
What most people emphasize is the fun they had. The shortest contribution is by the oldest interviewee, Lois Arnold, and it is entirely about her mother’s excellent home-cooking and the joys of cycling in old Christchurch. While being very aware of his social situation, Robert Consedine spends longest on recalling the large fund-raising dances they had in their Catholic parish in the 1950s and 1960s, with illustrious rock bands of the day. Valerie Heinz, while mourning more than anyone else the loss of the city’s architectural heritage in the earthquakes, nevertheless spends most time on the satisfactions of being an art teacher at Christchurch Girls’ High. Even the social activist Anne McCormack’s involvement in protests against the 1981 Springbok Tour is something she remembers with pride and pleasure.
As somebody who knows Christchurch only from a few brief visits, what struck me most often was how the lost world this book commemorates is the lost world of all New Zealand, not just of Christchurch. The past that is recalled is one that all New Zealanders of a certain age will dimly remember.
For years Jim Curnow ran the Dainty Inn tearooms on High Street. To his interviewer he says something that would now enrage Health and Safety – “I’ll tell you confidentially – don’t publish this – we all smoked in the kitchen.” (p.40) When he lists the goodies they used to serve, it is almost like a naturalist poem. We are at once swept into Kiwi cuisine as it once was:
We made all our own sandwiches. The best sellers were ham. And club, I suppose. Egg, salmon, egg and chive, corned beef and as a little extra, baked bean. Baked bean sandwiches. We only sold 16 of those a day – we just made a plate, but they always went. Ninety per cent of the time we used white bread. We drifted a wee bit into that coloured bread towards the end. I think we were a bit ahead of the public, were we? They didn’t want them, no. They wanted white bread, yeah. Oh that’s right, we had rolls too. Besides the sandwiches we had ham rolls, chicken rolls, corn. We did makes toasted cheese rolls, yeah. They weren’t that popular. Bacon was more popular. That was a slice of toast with bacon on the top and cheese.” (p.34)
Something similar happens in the interview with Trevor Smith, who for years ran a coffee importing business on Cashel Street (all of which was levelled by the earthquake). After he lists his wares, I have a quite irrational urge to go into his coffee (and cigar and curry) store and smell all its savoury smells. It is a recall to the days when real coffee was an exotic substance in New Zealand, and Trevor Smith’s customers were often affluent people (Lady Wigram, Selwyn Toogood) who bought his coffee to on-sell to eager coffee-starved friends and associates.
Quite a different part of the Kiwi lost world, applicable to most of the major cities, is Malcolm Douglass’s memoir of university student life in the 1950s, before the university moved out to Ilam. “With only 2,500 students… you got to know a terrific range of students.” (p.116) And it was all procesh and capping stunts and drinking parties and tramping club. Meanwhile Laurel Small remember children’s games, elocution lessons and ballet classes and “whooping cough, pneumonia and measles due to epidemics” (p.175)
So to a personal confession. There are two photographs in this well-illustrated book that almost choked me up. They are not photographs of earthquake damage or of anything particularly venerable. They are the photograph on Page 48 of the ordinary suburban home that belonged to Janice and Wallace Moss (they took ten years to pay off the mortgage). And the photograph on Page 180 of  Laurel and Bob Small’s brick house in Dallington. You at once see the Kiwi dream that is now being lost – affordable home ownership and the happy, if much-maligned, suburban dream.
Do I have any complaints about this very readable collection? Just a minor one. The compilers could have got other pre-earthquake memories of Christchurch from people who were young in the 1970s, 80s and 90s – in other words, from people who are now middle-aged – as well as from the elderly people whom they have selected. That might have given us an even broader panorama of the old city.
But that is a mere quibble. This is a very enjoyable collection.

Something Old


Not everything worth reading is hot off the press. In this section, we recommend "something old" that is still well worth reading. "Something old" can mean anything from a venerable and antique classic to a good book first published four or more years ago. 


 “MAJOR BARBARA” by George Bernard Shaw (first performed 1905; first published 1907)

            Like most people who bother to think of him, I have a very mixed attitude towards George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950).  Once upon a time, and especially in his old age when he had become the “Ancient of Days”, the Anglo-Irish playwright (and Nobel Prize-winner of 1925) was regarded as a colossus of literature. But his stock began to fall almost as soon as he died. Does he now feature in many university courses of literature? I do not know – though I do remember that when I was an undergraduate forty years ago, we were pulled unwillingly through one of his more obtuse plays, Man and Superman, in Stage Two English. Presumably even in the 1970s he was still regarded as a giant of theatre to whom undergraduates had to be introduced.
In the late 1980s and early 1990s, Michael Holroyd was still trying to make this case in his three-volume biography of Shaw. I read Holroyd’s triple-decker with pleasure as a compendium of political, social and literary history, but I was not convinced. Holroyd seemed to be trying to revive a corpse.
Of course GBS can’t be dismissed with a one-liner, even if GBS himself dismissed many complex problems with one-liners. Pygmalion and some others of his plays still hold the stage and please audiences, which is the only true measure of a playwright’s durability. Even people who haven’t read him or seen his plays performed have at least heard of him (which is true of most authors of any fame, I guess) and some of his one-liners are still quoted.
I have to admit, too, that I’ve had quite a few encounters with him in my life.
 In my days as a high-school English teacher, I at various times got classes to study Saint Joan (a success with the kids – especially the girls) and The Devil’s Disciple (bad choice and not a success). I directed a production of Arms and the Man at one school, and a production of the one-act-er The Shewing Up of Blanco Posnet at another. I remember spending many hours, about thirty years ago, following the whole text of Shaw’s flatulent (and very long) late effort Back to Methuselah, when it was given a radio broadcast. I also remember being in Dublin fifteen years ago with my wife and one of our sons, when the fiftieth anniversary of Shaw’s death was being commemorated with a revival of some of his plays. We took the tour of Shaw’s birthplace, saw a very jolly production of Arms and the Man at the Gate Theatre and a surprisingly gutsy production of his early play about prostitution Mrs Warren’s Profession at the Abbey Theatre. To this I could add seeing stage, TV and film productions of many other Shaw plays – from an unexpected revival of Shaw’s heavy-handed comedy You Never Can Tell at Auckland’s late Mercury Theatre to a doleful TV production of Heartbreak House to Dirk Bogarde suffering prettily in a film version of The Doctor’s Dilemma.
I tell you all this just to reassure you that when I make big generalisations about Shaw, I am not speaking from complete ignorance.
But I am still left with the question – why has his stock (with intellectuals, critics, cultural “gatekeepers” – and the general public) fallen so low in the 65 years since he died?
Here are a few of my suggestions.
First, there is the fact that even if he believed he was a disciple of Ibsen, and was breaking away from the old “well-made play”, his plays still have a very old-fashioned style and structure (usually a neat three acts hiding behind the proscenium arch). Exposition. Crisis. Resolution. This was already becoming mouldy decades before he died. He might have lived to 1950, but his dramaturgy was stuck in about 1910.
Second, there is too often a glibness to his plays. Problems are solved with neat one-liners or with set-piece speeches. Shaw can produce interesting and complex characters (Liza Doolittle, with her desire to be a lady, but with her growing realization that Henry Higgins fails to treat her even as a human being). But then he solves their problems with rhetoric rather than character development (Liza Doolittle in the last act neatly tells Higgins where he’s gone wrong and how she wishes to assert herself – it’s not like the ending of the musical version My Fair Lady, folks.). Instead of watching a drama, we often feel we’ve wandered into a debating society where ideas are bandied about rather than human beings explored. And, of course, the best speeches are always given to the characters who are Shaw’s mouthpieces.
Finally, and perhaps most uncomfortably, there are Shaw’s limited and dated ideas. There’s nothing wrong with being a Fabian socialist, but it does become very dodgy when mingled with Nietzschean “Superman” worship. Just as he often wraps up his plots with rhetoric, so does Shaw look to the Big Men, the Napoleons (The Man of Destiny) the Caesars (Caesar and Cleopatra) and the Ubermensch himself (Man and Superman) to solve society’s problems. He has, in effect, swallowed the nonsense about the enlightened despot, the benevolent dictator, and this adds up to a naïve worship of bullies and of raw power itself. (See his play The Apple Cart). Small wonder that in his old age he was one of those who propagandised for Stalin. Add to this his eugenics, and the witticisms seem to be heading down a very dark path indeed.
Yet, forsooth, he was a wit and did have things to say and could be engaging in his work.
Which – to sighs of impatience from you for having to wait so long – at last brings me to Major Barbara. This was another of those plays that I once taught, with some profit, to high-school kids. It is also a play I have seen a number of times in performance – again, a good production at Auckland’s long-gone Mercury Theatre and a number of viewings of Gabriel Pascal’s old film version.
Why do I pick Major Barbara?
Because for me it is the epitome of the best and the worst of Shaw. I do not think that, for polemical wit, Shaw ever wrote a better scene than Act Two of Major Barbara (the Salvation Army Shelter scene). And I do not think that a Shaw play ever ended with such a deadly clunk as Act Three of Major Barbara. In this one play, Shaw shows his strengths as a dramatist, and then kills it all with debating society cleverness.
To orient you.
            Act One is a bland piece of exposition. In her drawing room Lady Britomart Undershaft, long estranged from her husband the millionaire arms manufacturer Andrew Undershaft, explains to her son Stephen the family fortunes. She needs money to marry off her two daughters and she can get it only by asking the husband whom she has not seen for years. Of one of her daughters, Sarah, and her inane fiancé Charles, I shall say nothing more. They are basically in the play to provide comic relief with their inanities, just as the pompous Stephen is. However the other daughter, Barbara, is the heart of the piece. Barbara has taken it into her head to join the Salvation Army and is engaged to an improvident young Professor of Greek, Adolphus Cusins. (A big laugh for the London audience of 1905 – Cusins was very obviously modelled on Shaw’s friend the classicist Gilbert Murray, who offered Shaw suggestions on how the play should develop. The joke is quite a dead one now.) After the preliminaries, the play gets going only when Andrew Undershaft enters. He at once forms a strong bond with Barbara. They have the same hearty wit and strong will and firmness of opinions, even if their opinions differ. Undershaft listens respectfully to what Barbara has to say about the Salvation Army, but suggests he, as an industrialist millionaire, has a better way to save men’s souls. So the play’s central debate is set up. Will money and power do more than religion and charity for the good of humanity? Undershaft agrees to visit Barbara’s place of work so long as she will visit his place of work. We breathe a sigh of relief as the act ends. It has all been somewhat mechanical, as such lengthy expositions always are, but it has been necessary and at least we know we are going somewhere.
So to Act Two, which I persist in believing is the best piece of theatre Shaw ever wrote. It is a horrible, cold winter morning at the West Ham Salvation Army Shelter. The scene opens with two Cockney wretches, Snobby Price and Rummy Mitchens. They are discussing how (in order to get a feed) they have only pretended to be great sinners, so that the Salvation lasses can have the pleasant illusion that they have “saved” them. Shaw is at once suggesting that charity given by religious organizations is always a sham for the recipient. An enthusiastic, young Salvation Army lass, Jenny Hill, enters with a poor, broken-down old workman, Peter Shirley, who is miserable about having to accept charity. So, says Shaw, people are degraded by receiving charity.
So far, so amusing. But it hots up when a young Cockney thug called Bill Walker comes bursting in. He wants to claim back his girlfriend and give her the thrashing of her life because she has dared to run away from him and hide out with the Salvation Army. In his anger, he punches and hurts the first Salvationist he sees – Jenny Hill. Enter, calmly and imperiously, Major Barbara. The way she handles Bill Walker is Shaw at his best. By dealing with Bill Walker in a brisk, professional fashion, Barbara totally deflates him. Better still, she starts his conscience nagging at him by making him realise that he has done wrong in his violence. We admire Barbara. She has great psychological insight. She has a great way with words. She is an impressive figure. In this encounter, she is a role any real actress would crave to act. Yet there is a subtle irony undercutting Barbara’s handling of Bill Walker. In a way, we are aware there is something immensely unfair about it. After all, Barbara is a very well-bred, well-educated and articulate young woman, protected by her status as an earl’s grand-daughter, while Bill is a poor, inarticulate thug. This is a contest of unequals. As Barbara packs off Bill to find his girlfriend in another Salvation Army shelter, we almost feel sorry for him.
Andrew Undershaft and Adolphus Cusins have entered while Barbara is dealing with Bill, and Undershaft has had the opportunity to see her at work. Cusins is in Salvation Army uniform. In an amusing aside Undershaft exposes Cusins’ Salvationism as a sham. Cusins has joined up only because he is in love with Barbara and has a vague idea of the Salvation Army as a joyful, Dionysian religion, unlike the gloomy evangelical churches. More to the point, Undershaft begins a serious debate with Barbara. Says Undershaft, the Salvation Army is all very well, but it merely produces the type of dependent, submissive people whom factory owners such as he like to direct and exploit. Besides, it works by bribing people with charity and the promise of heaven. Says Barbara, the Salvation Army works selflessly to help the poor and it does save souls. Says Undershaft, the Salvation Army can be bought by powerful people with money. Says Barbara, the Salvation Army is not for sale.
Whereupon two things happen.
A crestfallen Bill Walker comes back, having been thumped and defeated by his former girlfriend’s new man. Bill offers to pay a few pence for the damage he has done. Barbara virtuously rejects his money. The Salvation Army is not to be bought, she says. Besides, she wants his soul, not his money.
Enter a Salvation Army commissioner, Mrs Baines. For lack of funds, there had been the threat that Salvation Army shelters will have to close down. But, rejoices Mrs Baines, a millionaire has generously offered a large cheque on the proviso that somebody else matches it. Barbara is horrified to discover that the millionaire in question is a whisky distiller – in her view, exactly the type of person who causes many of the social ills that the Salvation Army has to clean up. At once Andrew Undershaft, the armaments millionaire, sits down and writes the matching cheque. Mrs Baines accepts it thankfully and she marches off (with Cusins in tow beating a big drum) to a great Salvation Army meeting to celebrate.
Now Barbara is devastated. The Salvation Army can be bought after all. Worse, it can be bought by those who promote drink and war. In the play’s climax Barbara, in tears, takes off her Salvationist badge and pins it to her father, saying that he has, after all, paid for it. Remembering how his modest offering was refused, while the millionaire’s money was gratefully accepted, Bill Walker sneers sarcastically “What price salvation now?” With these words ringing in Barbara’s ear, the curtain falls.
This is an invigorating act. Of course it is polemical. Neatly, Shaw has argued that charities run by religious organizations are at best the fabled ambulance-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff. They might help some individuals but they don’t, he says, really deal with the essential problem of why there is poverty in the first place. Worse, by doling out charity while accepting donations from the rich and powerful, they really help to perpetuate the injustices of society, even if this is not their intention. Implicitly, they are part of the status quo. For those who share such views, this is the whole point of the play – a diatribe against both religion and charity. (It is no accident that Major Barbara was much admired by a Marxist like Bertolt Brecht and seems to have been part of the inspiration for Brecht’s own Salvation Army lass play, Saint Joan of the Stockyards).
I can swallow these simplifications, however, because they are put across with such wit and real dramatic flair in Act Two. The act does have some of the verbal jousting of a debate (Barbara and Undershaft; Undershaft and Cusins), but it is also buoyed by its real and raucous humour, its contrasts of colourful wretches, even if they are Shavian personifications of ideas, and especially by its conclusion, which leaves its protagonist with a real problem.
So we sit up expectantly wondering how it will all end.
At which point Act Three begins and it all goes horribly wrong.
I will not try your patience with a detailed synopsis. Suffice it to say that the first half of Act Three has the whole Undershaft family gathered together in the drawing room we saw in the opening act. The matter of the Undershaft inheritance (which I haven’t discussed here) is worked out, with Shaw finding a very silly contrivance – dependent on a very dated joke – to make Adolphus Cusins eligible to inherit Andrew Undershaft’s business. In this act, Andrew Undershaft takes to lecturing on his philosophy of life. The manufacture of advanced armaments is acceptable because the more horrible war becomes, the more people will strive to abolish it. (Over a century later, we may insert a hollow laugh at this point.) Heavy industry provides jobs, and therefore does more than charity does to help the poor. Cusins, who has given away the pretence of being a Salvationist, accepts all this enthusiastically. So to the concluding scene where the ensemble visit Undershaft’s armaments factory, with model workers’ village attached. Running about looking at it (with us having to suspend our disbelief that Barbara has never considered her father’s place of work before), Barbara and Cusins are both overwhelmed by the truth of Andrew Undershaft’s philosophy. Here is the embodiment of Undershaft’s ideas. Happy workers, regular work, the dignity of labour, a model for the rational organisation of society and hence no need for doled-out charity. Barbara has been downcast since her confidence in the Salvation Army was shattered. But now her spirits rise. She will “re-join the colours”, and see how many souls she can save in an environment where people are not degraded by being dependent on charity. She will join Cusins in running Undershaft’s factory. “I have got rid of the bribe of charity. I have got rid of the bribe of heaven,” she says. “Let God’s work be done for its own sake.
What is so bad about Act Three? For one thing, it is so unconvincing in terms of characterisation. Having been a strong-willed, intelligent, witty and forthright young woman in the first two acts, Barbara suddenly becomes a mere puppet waiting to submit to her father’s superior reasoning, and with nary a solid argument to oppose him. This gives us time to reflect on how shallow her earlier enthusiasm must have been in the first place. For another, it is all conveyed in talk, talk, talk – or rather lecture, lecture, lecture from Andrew Undershaft, especially when he presents his “gospel” to his family. At one point, Shaw attempts to counter this obvious criticism with a weak joke where Lady Britomart rebukes her husband for his speechmaking. But this doesn’t cancel the objection. The dreaded Shavian debating-society rhetoric goes to work and the play falls down dead as mutton. And so much is simply unresolved – at least in terms of the clash of ideas that we were promised. As a whole, Major Barbara is a great build-up to a big let-down.
Quite apart from the dull thud it all makes as drama, let’s also note the stupidity of so many of Shaw’s ideas. The perverse defence of the armaments business is sheer impertinence. Once again, Shaw’s supposed plan to dignify labour and raise the proletariat from the degradation of charity depends upon the largesse of a Big Man – Undershaft. It is not democracy that Shaw is really promoting. It is paternalism. So once again roll on Nietszche and the Superman.
Above all, though, the attack on charity is based on the assumption that somehow society can be organised in such a way that charity will become unnecessary. This might have seemed a reasonable assumption in 1905 when the “welfare state” was just beginning to be organised. But over a century later, with the vagaries of economic organisation in the Western world, and especially with the rise of neo-liberalism in the last forty years, it rings as hollow as Shaw’s witticisms about the armaments trade. I am left with the impression of a play, which gives ammunition only to supercilious people who mock charity because they wish to belittle those who actually get their hands dirty in helping the poor. “We’re not like those silly religious people who give out piecemeal charity. We’ve got a far better plan to improve the world. Meanwhile we can sit on our hands and do nothing as we await the revolution…. Or the Big Man who will solve all our problems….”
So, having told you what I verily believe is the best scene Shaw ever wrote, I say farewell to GBS. What a witty man. What a great talent for farce and one-liners. What engaging caricatures. And what tedious speechmaking. What facetious debating society rhetoric. What inability to resolve the big issues he deals with. And what a congeries of foolish, half-baked ideas.
Major Barbara gives you the essence of Shaw.

Cinematic Footnote: Though I have read this play many times, and though I have seen a good stage production of it, whenever I think of Major Barbara, I think of Wendy Hiller in the eponymous role in Gabriel Pascal’s 1941 film version. Pascal was the Hungarian chap whose whole film career was based on the fact that he had managed to persuade old GBS to let him have the film rights to his plays. Pascal scored a palpable hit with his excellent production, directed by Anthony Asquith, of Pygmalion in 1938 (Wendy Hiller as Liza Doolittle; Leslie Howard as Henry Higgins). He did pretty well with his film of Major Barbara three years later. But the rest of his film-producing career was a bit of a train wreck, including the disastrously expensive flop Caesar and Cleopatra in 1945 and a silly and amateurish film of Androcles and the Lion a few years later.
            I watched Major Barbara once again (on Youtube) ahead of writing this notice. Wendy Hiller is beautiful in her brisk, hearty English way and in her tearful despair at the end of the Salvation Army shelter scene. Rex Harrison does a pretty good turn as the ironic Adolphus Cusins (very similar to Leslie Howard’s playing of Henry Higgins in Pygmalion). Robert Newton rolls his eyes and chews the scenery as the thuggish Bill Walker. And there is interesting casting in the minor roles – a particularly greasy and sardonic Emlyn Williams as Snobby Price; a very young Deborah Kerr as Jenny Hill; a bossy Sybil Thorndike as Mrs Baines. Most surprising casting is Robert Morley as Andrew Undershaft. He was already Mr Pomposity. But he was only 32 when the film was made, so he had to be hidden under bushy grey beard and hair to appear convincingly as the father of an actress who was only three years younger then he was.
            The film wisely “opens things up” a bit. There’s a long opening section (not in the play) where Cusins first meets and courts Barbara. We actually see Bill Walker being beaten up by his rival in love rather than merely hearing about it. There’s a big Salvation Army celebration staged in the Albert Hall. Just as wisely, most of Undershaft’s speechifying is cut from Act Three. What is substituted, however, is just as bad – a long, long sequence of Barbara and Cusins gawking enthusiastically at Undershaft’s factory and model town, which must have seemed ultra-modern in 1941 but now looks positively primitive (apart from being obviously models and painted glass shots). For all the cinematisation, the last part of the film is just as much of a let-down as the last third of the play, leaving us with unresolved questions and with the impression that Barbara and Cusins are merely opportunistic children after all.
            That most of Act Two is left just as Shaw wrote it is testimony to the fact that this is the only part of the play that’s worth a damn.

Something Thoughtful


Nicholas Reid reflects in essay form on general matters and ideas related to literature, history, popular culture and the arts, or just life in general. You are free to agree or disagree with him.
 
“THE GUV’MENT ORDA….”

I have just been considering George Bernard Shaw’s Major Barbara, with its message that private charity is a poor thing compared with the reorganisation of society along Fabian Socialist lines. Shaw says let people have steady jobs, good incomes, guaranteed pensions and welfare benefits, and then there won’t be any need for this silly private charity business. Roll on the Welfare State.
Now I’m half in agreement with this view - or at least I would have been half in agreement with it had I heard it proposed one hundred years ago, when state welfare was still a radical idea. I approve of a mixed economy. I think it is a good thing for governments to intervene in the workings of capitalism and regulate markets. I think it is a good thing that there is a graduated income tax, and that health, welfare and education are financed out of the tax-take. In other words, I approve of the welfare state which we once had in New Zealand, but which has been threatened in the last four decades by neo-liberalism and the religion of the market. The privatisation of many government agencies, and the removal of many regulations, has clearly resulted in a more unequal society than we used to have, with a growing gap between rich and poor.
And it is in this very environment that charities are once again necessary to plug many gaps. Emergency housing for the homeless? City missions giving out meals to the hungry? Shelter from domestic violence? Perhaps you will say that these things would not be necessary if the economy were better managed. But they are necessary here and now, to deal with those specific living people who are suffering – and of course, even now, many such charities are run by those very church groups who are ridiculed for their outlook on many matters.
I’ve heard the argument (Shaw often voiced it) that such charitable ventures are merely a prop for an unjust social system. Charities, goes this argument, cushion the harshness of an unjust society and therefore make it easier for the unjust society to continue by mitigating some of its worst aspects. But what are we meant to do with the specific men, women and children who suffer from a general injustice? Wait for a big revolution to come along and cure everything? [And, by the way, what revolution has ever succeeded in doing that?] Or go through a long, long process of general reform? While we wait, people suffer.
I have already voiced my opinion that many of those who belittle private charities are giving themselves a free pass not to do anything. After all, if we’re waiting for the revolution, or relying on the long, slow, general reform of society, then we ourselves don’t have to get our hands dirty helping people, do we? Leave that to those silly people who run charities….
Also, even if we have a well-conducted welfare state, there is no guarantee against such things as major economic depressions, which generate the sort of poverty and want to which even the best public welfare system will have difficulty responding.
Even this, however, does not end my defence of private charities, always asserting that I believe a well-organised welfare state to be necessary for a just society, and that I am in no way advocating private charities as a substitute for such a society.
When I was a very young lad, I was one of those who (under the supervision of a church group) went from door to door collecting for CORSO. This is now a defunct acronym for a defunct organization. I believe it stood for Committee on Relief Services Overseas, an initiative to provide overseas aid. Anyway, as I collected from door to door, I got to hear some interesting responses. There were generous people who supported the cause and dropped money into the tin. There were people who closed the door in my face. I remember one sourpuss saying “If they didn’t breed, we wouldn’t have to help them.” More than once, the refusal to contribute to overseas relief was justified with the “Charity begins at home” argument, meaning that all collections should benefit New Zealanders only. [We had been told never to argue with people, and besides, I was too young to yet know the obvious retort that if charity begins at home, it’s not meant to end there.]
But among those who did not wish to contribute, the most common comment was “the guv’ment orda”. “The guv’ment orda be dealing with that.” “The guv’ment orda do overseas relief.” “The guv’ment orda look after New Zealanders first.”
I know very conservative writers used to argue that pensions and social welfare would sap people of initiative and make them dependent. I’m not endorsing that argument. But I do raise the possibility that many people sink into the passive state of assuming that ALL social ills can be cured by government action, so that the government becomes a kind of mystical cure-all.
“The guv’ment orda” indeed, but the guv’ment will have to be supplemented by some private charity unless the guv’ment presumes to do too much. And guv’ments that do too much are not democratic ones.